We have locked the door while the plumber is on the way.
A serious security flaw has been found in PHP, the software that runs a big chunk of the web, including this website. The fix has been released, but our hosting company has not installed it yet.
Rather than leave a window open, we have switched things off until it is sorted. It is a precaution, and we will be back as soon as the fix is in.
Current status
Critical PHP flawFound
Fix released by the PHP teamYes
Fix installed on our serverWaiting
This websiteLying down in a darkened room
Waiting for our host to install the fix
It tends to sit at 99% for a while. They always do.
Thanks for bearing with us. Pop back later and we will be here, with the kettle on.